(this is a bit long but is probably worth it)
Plan was to catch train from Athens to Thessaloniki in northern Greece, then catch the evening train to Zagreb. Slight problem with luggage as we arrive in Thessaloniki to learn our bags are in some tiny regional town three hours further south. Something to do with a misunderstanding at the checked baggage counter and our lack of Greek language skills. This, as we were to learn a little later was the least of our worries.
With our luggage arriving 15 minutes before our next train was to leave we headed off to Croatia, via some other, at this stage unknown countries, on an overnight trip.
Now before you read the next bit answer these two questions. What country borders Greece to the north, and if you know that one, do Australians need a visa to pass through even if they are on an overnight train and never actually set foot on land in what is a TIN POT USELESS COUNTRY ANYWAY!!!!
The answer to the first is the Former Yugoslav Republic of Macedonia, and the answer to the second is yes, as we found out at the border. After passing through Greek border control with no problems we enter Macedonia. Five minutes before this Jessica muses “I wonder if we need a visa or something”. Ben replies “nah, we’ll be right”. Border control man with extremely large gun demands our passports which we hand over gleefully, only to be confronted with “no visa? Australians need Macedonian visa”. So next thing we know we are being told to remove ourselves and our luggage from train, passports gone, tickets onward somewhere else, no possible way of knowing what is going – making sure we follow man with gun and passports. Strange feeling standing in a country in which you know you are persona non grata – so to speak. So, by now it’s getting dark, stuck in a country that doesn’t want us, in the middle of nowhere and 2 hours from the nearest civilization back in Greece. After man with gun reappears, he tells us we have to return to Thessaloniki to get visa. Clearly this happens a lot ‘cause lo and behold the Zagreb to Thessaloniki train pulls in and we are herded onto it, handed passports and are sent back from whence we came. Back through Greek border control where the most helpful Greeks give us knowing looks and provide the phone number of the Macedonian’s consulate.
Next day we find the consulate of the stupid little country and after waiting an hour are allowed in to get visa. 22 Euros for visa, plus 15 because we are tourists???? and another 15 cause we wanted him to stick the sticker on today not tomorrow. “Ok?” he asks – like he hasn’t got us over a barrel anyway. “I’ll give you a 5 day visa instead of a transit visa. It costs the same and you can stay in our lovely country – you’ll like it very much”. Fat chance of that.
So $200 later we are armed with our visa, get through border control and sleep through most of the country after that, to arrive at the other end of the country to be woken up at 12:15 am on Jessica’s birthday by another Macedonian with a large gun asking “Do you have visa?”. No mate, we snuck in by the back door…… So, after that we were in lovely Serbia (no visa required, beautiful country, lovely people), Belgrade and then into Croatia (where the border is so open to Australians we don’t even get a stamp in the passport much to Jessica’s disappointment), and land in spectacular Zagreb.

Winning backgammon again! on the train on the way to Macedonia.

Leaving Greece for the first time

Yes that says NO YOU CAN NOT ENTER this country! Note the crossed lines across the stamp and the big C (which we think stands for cancelled)!

The brief veiw of Macedonia after we have been extracted from our train and put on one heading back to Greece.

A nice day in Thessaloniki having just got the Macedonian Visa, Meeting 5 other Australians at the Macedonian consulate who had also all been rejected without visas!

Second attempt to get to croatia, Beer before border control in Macedoina!

Finaly leaving Greece on the second attempt

Very casual beer at the customs control leaving Greece for the second time, as all the Greek pasport control people knew who we were!

Finally through the Macedonian border control with a VISA

What we should have had first time around - which cost 52 Euro each!

Dinner after we knew were we staying on the train this time

The Danube - looking more green than blue at Belgrade, Serbia.

Finally in Zagreb